When people say you can't, that should give you more reasons to show them you can. Just a simple girl on tumblr living one day at a time. Class of 2013 at Wichita State University. Continuing school for a doctorate in Physical Therapy. =)
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
(Source: parjars)
worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
(Source: fabulewis)
I was coming out of a backbend when my daughter came up for a kiss.
Look who showed up in last Saturday’s new Fairly OddParents!
FUCKKKK YESSSSS <333
(Source: tlrledbetter)
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
1. how did they reply??? and 2. why would you make a shortcut for xxx and have it just be xx???
